Lyrics

The Quills present Amniotic Hot Tub. We're not sure anyone has written a song about child birth, especially from the babies point of view! AHT is a quirky tune acknowledging there's always more than one perspective. We hope you get some giggles out of AHT!

I’m warm inside my amniotic hot tub
I don’t like their plan
It all seems a bit too hasty
The world outside
Can’t possibly match Mom’s love
With umbilical service that’s fresh and tasty
I say I don’t like the plan
It all seems a bit too hasty

98.6 degree amniotic hot tub
Can’t you see
I’m chilling
In my mommy’s amniotic hot tub
The padded walls
Keeping me from going crazy
9 months of growing
Where it’s warm and wavy

There’s a cold world out there
They’re trying to push me into
They want to spank my ass
And get me screaming boohoo

I’m warm inside my amniotic hot tub
I don’t like their plan
It all seems a bit too hasty
The world outside
Can’t possibly match Mom’s love
With umbilical service that’s fresh and tasty
I say I don’t like the plan
It all seems a bit too hasty
Just let me be
So I can grow lazily, lazily, lazily

There’s a war out there
I’m being born into
The grownups out there
Haven’t figured out how to
Respect ideas
Without giving into
Failed constructs that
Feed the hate they’re giving into

They’re trying to push me out
Of my amniotic hot tub
I don’t like their plan
It all seems a bit too hasty
The world outside can’t possibly match mom’s love
With umbilical service that’s fresh and tasty
I say I don’t like the plan
It all seems a bit too hasty

I guess it’s time
To leave my little hot tub
Can’t wait to get outside
And feel my mom and dad’s love
Sounds like the world outside
Could use another savior
I’ve had 9 months to think about how I’m going to save you
I’m on my way
You best be on your best behavior